puts money in the bank wears a bikini takes the train to Vermont dies of starvation reads magazines puts money in the bank eats the neighbors hedge runs the New York Marathon murders the president gets wet in the rain finds a lost treasure rides off into the sunset whistles to a pretty girl steals one million dollars empties the trash can falls into a well takes off in a space ship joins the French Foreign Legion eats dog food trips over a log crawls to the nearest telephone escapes from jail flies off into the wide blue yonder bites the big one cries "Wolf" wins the Irish Sweepstakes is up a creek without a paddle gets a job with the Peace Corps goes where no man has gone before had a great adventure went on an island cruise